Monday, July 02, 2007

Episode 15

Welcome to episode 15 of The Talk Cock Show. I have recently reunited with a couple of good friends and had some really good time laughing at the most meaningless jokes. One of the contributors to these jokes was a man called Waikit. Allegedly weighing close to 0.1 ton, with features of a cat, silky long hair of a Pantene cover girl, this man is no ordinary human being. He crushed my autograph poster with an unstoppable stomp, which I can never ever forgive and forget. Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome......Waikit.

Koh Li Xian: Thank you for coming to the show. It would be great if we can have dinner together some time with the other guys as well, what do you think?

Waikit: Oh man, I have to work overtime this week as my company is in need of manpower now.

Koh Li Xian: Why don't you try protesting? You are not obliged to work overtime anyway.

Koh Li Xian: I tell you, go look for your superior and tell him, " I refuse to work overtime! If you still insist on me working overtime, I shall not leave the office !!!"

After the break, regular talk show guest Thomas Li will share with us a very interesting fact and both Thomas Li and Waikit having a very exclusive interview conversation.



Koh Li Xian: Thomas, I feel so lazy nowadays, I feel like lying on the bed and not do anything at all even though I know I have things to do.

Thomas Li : That's okay I think, at least it is better than wanting to do something but has nothing to do.

Koh Li Xian: But I really cannot help myself....I just want to laze around.

Thomas Li: If you are not feeling like you want to do something but there is nothing you can do, but more like having things to do but you do not want to do......Then there is nothing you can do about it.


(Interrupting conversation)

Thomas: Oh yeah, a few years back, former WWE wrestling superstar Perry Saturn was shot 3 times in the neck while trying to stop an attempted rape and he didn't realize it until he went to see a doctor regarding a burning sensation in his neck.

Weiheng: Wow, and he never die?

Thomas: He still wrestles a bit nowadays.

Waikit, joining the conversation: What? Paris Hilton got shot 3 times in the neck?

On this rupture, thank you fortuning in to the show. Until next time.......Good Night.