Episode 19: Cinema Studies

Welcome to The Talk Cock Show. Tonight, we re-welcome Glenn Perreire, a hot favourite special guest on the interview previously on Episode Black. He has achieved success in many aspects: Quiting smoking....on some days, a great Zelda player and successfully plagiarized countless essays. Tonight we will be talking about his past experiences at the movies and some of his understandings about cinema studies.

Koh Li Xian: Welcome back to the show. What coffee would you like to drink?

Glenn: I'd like a flat white please. After the adrenaline I had last night from all the alcohol and partying, I feel like food i eat now taste damn flat.

Koh Li Xian: But I thought you ordered a flat white?

Koh Li Xian: Anyway....on another note. Tell me about something that you have encountered at the movies.

Glenn: I was at the movies with my girlfriend. And there was an obnoxious guy talking loudly in front of me. I was so annoyed. I told him to keep quiet.

Glenn: He ignored me. Fine. He continued talking loudly. I could not take it. I stood up and told him to "get the fuck out if you wanna keep talking".

Glenn: He stood up. And he actually threw his popcorn at me.

Glenn: The worst part is....he threw salty popcorn at me!!! If it's sweet popcorn, it's all right.

Koh Li Xian: ..................

After the break, we will continue our chat with Glenn on recent movies that he has watched lately.

Koh Li Xian: Welcome back to the show. Few weeks back, we watched a Thai movie called "Bangkok Dangerous".

Koh Li Xian: I didn't know it was a quite an arthouse film rather than an action-packed movie that I expected it to be.

Andre: The movie doesn't seem very dangerous leh.

Koh Li Xian: Well it's not THAT dangerous.......but you can SENSE the danger was there.

Glenn: Well, at least it is honest about it lah.

Koh Li Xian: Hmmmmm.

Koh Li Xian: We also watched the movie "Carrie" recently. What are your thoughts? I think that....Carrie can never be destroyed!

Koh Li Xian: The only solution is to make Carrie fight........Bruce Willis.

Glenn: Why Bruce Willis?

Koh Li Xian: Because he can never die in Die Hard!

Koh Li Xian: You have to find someone who cannot die to kill Carrie. Undead Vs Undead.

Glenn: But Bruce Willis is not undead! He just.......Died.....Hard.





BRUCE WILLIS VS CARRIE


On this kablooey, thank you for tuning in to the show. Until next time, Good Night.

Special Edition: For Marijuana, Wee'd fly da Tijuana

Welcome to a very special edition of The Talk Cock Show With Koh Li Xian. Today we will be talking about a very important issue: Marijuana. Some say it's illegal, some say it's harmful, some say it makes one stupid and some even say it's a waste of money. Well I say Fuck it. It has created one of the most interesting conversation created by weed..I mean We, humans.

Faiz: So you see Global Warming is full of bullshit.

Glenn: So you see humans are actually the lowest form of living thing in this world. Creating havoc and all to mother nature. And I say Mother Nature tells humans to just...Fuck it.

Koh Li Xian: Exactly. Mother Nature says Fuck it to us. BUT! She actually want us.....to smoke her.

Koh Li Xian: Think about it. The reason why animals are higher form of living things is because they are With Mother Nature. We humans are not. We WEEED to BE with Mother Nature. I mean NEED to be with Mother Nature.

Faiz: That's right. That's why Mother Nature and Humans should have a ????????

Faiz and Koh Li Xian: A JOINT venture !!!!

Faiz: It's happening already. Technology has already shown how this is possible by creating ????

Faiz and Koh Li Xian: I-POT !!!!!

Thank you for tuning in to The Show. Smokey Tong and Chillaxation times with Koh Li Xian will be continued..... In the meantime, stay tuned. Good Night.