Thursday, April 03, 2008

The Legend of Li Xian Part II

Earlier on The Legend of Li Xian Part 1.....Who is the mystery person? How is he related to the destroyed city? Can the mystery man see Li Xian? Is Li Xian still as hungry before he found the CD? Is the mystery man hungry too?

The mystery man was standing on one feet, holding a slurpee and listening to "Genie in a Bottle" on his ipod. He look tired, as if he just attended 5 rave parties in as many days. He grooved towards Li Xian...with hair like Nicholas Cage and a beard that touched his knees. "Howzz it goinngg?" He spoked in a French accent. "The city was destroyed by a huge cat. He was huge, fair and had dreadlocks. Apparently he turned into Evil Waikit at the stroke of midnight, and turned the city upside down. More importantly, he took all the women with him and says he will turn them into his virtual reality girlfriends, like his ex-VR girlfriend Tammy."

"I have to stop this cat! And when I'm done with him, I'll feast on him!" Exclaimed Li Xian. From that moment on...he decided to call himself, The Truth. No one knows why he calls himself that, and people wondered what motivated him to change his name to take on the huge cat. The Truth decided to dress himself up formally for his date with the Cat by going to the nearby Target departmental store along High Street in Stonnington 1KM away from the city.

Upon reaching there, he smelled something fishy. No. He smelled something porky. No. He smelled grass. He smelled skunky weed. He knew he's nearing Stonnington. Finally, he reached. He was alittle stoned by then. The town was all smoky and peaceful. Old folks holding pipes, office workers holding joints on both hands, little kids taking bong hits one after another....Li Xian, The Truth, wondered, "It's impossible. How can this town be so peaceful and relaxed while neighbouring city is in dire state?" At this moment in time, he was absolutely feeling the munchies. But he knows he got a mission to complete. He needs to find......formal clothes. Strangely, a brown suit came falling from the skies, with a note saying "You can wear me, or tear me up to make roaches." Li Xian decided to put on the suit....and started exploring Stonnington.

"I'm so sttoonneedd maaannnn.....I think I'm in outer space maaannnn.." A voice from afar caught Li Xian's attention. He followed the voice....took very careful steps to not alert anyone around him...and also to be careful not to step on the haven't fully grown female plants of the Northern Lights. Li Xian was stunned....and stoned. He saw a short indian dude.

Who is this Indian dude? What is he doing in Stonnington? Is he related to the Evil Cat? This Indian sure ain't no simple pothead. He has "Got Curry? Curry Carbonara?" written all over him. To find out what happens next on this 1960s blockbuster box-office hit movie, tune in to the next episode of.....The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian. Good Night.

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