Episode 14

Welcome to episode 14 of The Talk Cock Show. Before I start the show, many thanks to those who have voiced their positive opinions of my shit. I understand it was a whole lot of shit and that shit ain't gonna be over until I shit on more shit. Tonight we welcome a special guest that has been on the show far more often than anybody else.

Koh Li Xian: Welcome to the show. Tell us what happened recently that has got to do with your cat.

Thomas Li: Oh yes, recently my brother's friends asked him what name did he give for his pet cat.

Thomas Li: Many of his friends waited anxiously for the perfect name that will suit the cat.

Koh Li Xian: The male cat behaves like a female, struts and walks as if he is on a fashion show, doing a catwalk. In addition, his slutty personality had made him engaged in many lost battles with other cats, not only did he lose in shame, he even shitted and pee-ed on the same spot where he was beaten. An extremely horny cat, he loves to watch pornography.










Thomas Li: However, many of my brother's friends were very disappointed when he said he called his cat........Cat.


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Koh Li Xian: So Thomas, do you call your cat Cat as well?

Thomas Li: To be honest, Cat is only my cat's last name.

Koh Li Xian: Oh! How interesting. So what is his first name then?

Thomas Li: Depending on the situation, the first name will change.

Thomas Li: If the cat is naughty, we will call him naughty cat.

Thomas Li: If he is obedient, we will call him obedient cat.


On this fulmination, thank you for tuning in to The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian. For those audiences who have been eagerly awaiting the final act of The Legend of Li Xian, please stay tuned to the show as the next special edition episode is coming soon. Special thanks to Thomas and Cat, until next time, Good Night.

Episode 13: The Shittiest Episode Ever.

Welcome to episode 13 of the Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian. Today we have a special guest who should have been on the show long time ago. The long wait is finally over...as we welcome your best music video director....Mr. Tan Weiheng. Having known each other for more than a decade, he has been touted as the most childish man alive. At a mature age of 23, he still superimpose people's faces on other people's bodies. Cannot be bothered to find part time jobs to gain work experience, he spends his free time watch discovery channel, simpsons and futurama at home. Giving him massive respect, he defied all obstacles by strong forces around him, and went to put on dreadlocks while working for his dad's company (which includes meeting clients). Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...Mr. Tan Weiheng.

Koh Li Xian: Welcome to the show. You have to be prepared as we will be engaging in one of the most shittiest conversations ever.

Tan Weiheng: Yeeaaahhh.

Koh Li Xian: This is currently my favourite photo. Look at the shit. It looks so fresh. Even I am jealous i cannot produce such a beauty myself. By looking at the photo, I dare say, the creator of this shit.........must have a really good digestive system. I love this photo.


Tan Weiheng: Haha, that is so crazy. I dare you to take photo of your own shit.

Koh Li Xian: Mr. Tan Weiheng, don't make me do it. You know I dare to.

Tan Weiheng: Hahaha, I never doubt you. I trust you will.

Koh Li Xian: But even if I were to take the photos, no one will wanna help me do editing and photoshop it.

Koh Li Xian: Unless...........You will.

Tan Weiheng: Hahahhaha, that will need alot of courage.

Koh Li Xian: Consider it, I will reward you well.

Koh Li Xian: I will reward you with.........very fresh pics of my shit, I make sure I eat alot of fried chicken and expired milk.

Tan Weiheng: Hahaha, keep it warm man.

Koh Li Xian: So do you want me to shit on sand? or in the toilet bowl? But admittely if I shit in the toilet bowl, the shit will look more soggy.

Tan Weiheng: Maybe the Kitty Litter, that one will work well.

Koh Li Xian: What is that?

Tan Weiheng: The pets use it...there is sand in there.

Koh Li Xian: Ohhh I see...sounds nice.

Tan Weiheng: Hahaha, hey you are not serious right?

Koh Li Xian: If you can get for me, I will do it.

Tan Weiheng: Hahaha, that's too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you have enjoyed the show. I also hope I have made your appetite just a little better for the day as well. Stay tuned to the next episode of the Talk Cock Show, as I unravel more interesting conversations that your beloved host has had recently. Good Night.