Episode 17

Welcome to Episode 17 of the Talk Cock Show. Recently your host and Thomas Li has been engaging in some really interesting conversations that's related to communicative interaction with animals. Have you ever wondered how do animals communicate? No proper language, some animals bark....some animals chirp...some animals croak....while some do not even make any sound. Well tonight, we shall explore the world of animal communication....something i like to call......."Episode 17".

Koh Li Xian: Welcome to The Talk Show. I can see that you wanna talk about paper cranes today.

Thomas Li: My friend/colleague recently gave me a card and some paper cranes, sort of a farewell gift for her end of her internship.

Koh Li Xian: Wow, that is very sweet of her. I wonder how is it like to put a paper crane inside a bird cage?

Thomas Li: Yeahh...everyday must put food and water inside the cage for the crane.

Koh Li Xian: I will take it out everyday in the morning, join the old men at the nearby park where they hang their cages at the park, share our experiences about having pet birds, admiring their chirping voices in the cool morning breeze.

Koh Li Xian: When one day I decide to let the paper crane free, I shall go to the top of the building, open up the cage and give the crane freedom. "Fly!! Go as far as you can!! Don't ever come back!! Go look for your happiness and join other birds and explore the world!!"



(Green coloured crane in a bird cage)


Ladies and gentlemen, we have a surprise guest tonight. Please welcome......Ching.

Koh Li Xian: speaking to himself "I am sooo not in normal condition duuuuddee."

Ching: Do you know the frozen yoghurt from that store is really good? Especially the mango one.

Koh Li Xian: Oh Really? Where?

(There is only 1 ice-cream yoghurt store in Union House- Melbourne Uni canteen)

Ching: Maybe I should go and buy some now and let you try.

Koh Li Xian: But why would you wanna eat frozen donuts?

On this aberrance, thank you for tuning in to the show. I understand we have requests for part 2 of The Story of Li Xian and the boxer story. Recent phenomenal encounters with nature's green has caused much delay to the Talk Show. Do stay tune to the next episode of The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian. Good Night.

Episode 16

Welcome to Episode 16 of The Talk Cock Show. Today we welcome a guest, who on Episode 9 made a sloppy impact on the show. He is also notoriously known for his uncanny ability to remember history, European, China, Mongolian, Singapore and even chinese serial dramas on SBC in the 90s. Please welcome Mark Teo.

Koh Li Xian: Welcome to the Talk Show. I have always been very impressed with your ability to remember so many SBC dramas' plots and theme songs. I think I shall now Call You.....................the King of SBC drama.

Mark Teo: 9068****. My phone number.

Koh Li Xian: No no, not as in call you to telephone you...I mean, naming you as King of SBC drama.

Koh Li Xian: Anyway, I am actually writing on a cultural essay about infernal affairs/The Departed.

Mark Teo: Stupid. Conclusion for the movies: everyone died, by bullets in the head.

Koh Li Xian: No No, I am not writing the story plots. I am writing something else that use both films as examples.

Mark Teo: So what are you writing about?

Koh Li Xian: Something about globalization of popular culture.

Mark Teo: Oooh, grey area. What the hell does globalization have to do with the movies?

Koh Li Xian: You can say something about an Asian film going to Hollywood. Cross-culture.

Mark Teo: Yah, the sex scene in The Departed is more steamy. There's more sex going on in The Departed.

Mark Teo: Infernal Affairs trying to act serious, but they are actually very horny.

Koh Li Xian: Wow, you analyzed the films even better than me.

Mark Teo: Imagine Kelly Chen and Leonardo DiCaprio............Niiiiicccceeeeeeeeeee.

Koh Li Xian: Okay okay....enough...

Mark Teo: Cross mating.

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