Welcome to Episode 12 of The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian. Recently I caught up with former special guest, Jess Fu, in regards to some issues about night life and the 21st century's creation of the hiphop generation. Venues, parties, culture and even politics over the years have showed the importance of the hiphop culture. Thefore, no surprises that your host has come across problems in regards to such a popular genre. Please welcome Jess Fu, as we talked about the hiphop generation in closer details.
Koh Li Xian: Welcome to the show Jess, it's wonderful to have you back again. Oh by the way, later we will be attending a party organized by the Singapore and HongKong societies. There is a also a dress code, and we supposedly need to wear hiphop.
Jess: Huh? Hiphop? Earrings can or not? Got blinks...hiphop already.
Koh Li Xian: Don't worry, no issue at all. I'm sure it doesn't matter.
Jess: Why not you wear as well? When the bouncer stop us, we just give him attitude and say, "Can't you see our blings?"
Koh Li Xian: Don't worry, I have a good idea. If he stop us from going in because we did not dress hiphop enough, we will just put our hands on our hips, and we start hopping.
Koh Li Xian: After the break, I will share with you audiences a very extraordinary experience recently.
Breaking News: Did you know that 5% of the world's population has Genghis Khan's blood?
Welcome back to the show. The next segment I wish to talk about something that has happened to me recently that was simply unforgettable.
Koh Li Xian: Jess, do you know who I saw just before the show? You will never guess who is it and you will be absolutely amazed.
Jess: Really? Who is it?
Koh Li Xian: I was on the streets before coming into the studio. As I was walking, I bumped into someone. I couldn't believe my eyes when I looked at the person.
Jess: Wow...must be someone famous and respectable. So who is it?
Koh Li Xian: You won't believe who I saw....................I saw...........a stranger. Oh my god, you have NO idea how strange the stranger was.
On this consternation, thank you for attending the show. Please tune in to the next episode of The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian. Before you go, please remember that if you want Indian food really quickly........it's called Curry in a Hurry. Good Night.
Friday, April 27, 2007
Friday, April 13, 2007
Special Edition: Moments of Brilliance
This Special Episode of The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian contains 4 of the most brilliant jokes that your beloved host, Koh Li Xian, has created, conversed............and edited.
Koh Li Xian: what happened to you? How come you are having a stomachache all of a sudden?
Liane: I think it was the smoked salmon I ate just now. It's been in the fridge for some time so i guess that's the problem.
Koh Li Xian: No, I don't think that is the problem. I think your salmon smoked too much already.
Joke of the Week 1:
Bear went into a pub, bear said to the deer.
Jess: I'm craving for Mee Siam now. It's been a long time since I had it.
Koh Li Xian: Do you know that Siamese people make the best Mee Siam?
Ladies and Gentlemen, life is too short to be serious. If you think you can live a long life, be an energizer battery.
Koh Li Xian: what happened to you? How come you are having a stomachache all of a sudden?
Liane: I think it was the smoked salmon I ate just now. It's been in the fridge for some time so i guess that's the problem.
Koh Li Xian: No, I don't think that is the problem. I think your salmon smoked too much already.
Joke of the Week 1:
Bear went into a pub, bear said to the deer.
May I please…………..have a beer?
And the deer said, “ why the big paws?”
Joke of the Week 2:
Customer: All right! Time to win some money!
Bouncer: Im sorry, minors are not allowed on the casino floor.
Customer: Im not a miner you dumbass! Do you see a shovel in my hands?
Jess: I'm craving for Mee Siam now. It's been a long time since I had it.
Koh Li Xian: Do you know that Siamese people make the best Mee Siam?
Ladies and Gentlemen, life is too short to be serious. If you think you can live a long life, be an energizer battery.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Episode 11
Welcome to Episode 11 of The Talk Cock Show. Today we welcome Faiz, previously featured on the show with his cousin Dead Lee, is back to share with you audience, a very interesting fact. The Arab Jamaican-wannabe who spends most of his time in the gym has recently shaved bald and showed off to his fellow friends of his perfect 30/30 Finance essay. Operation Fornification under the a.k.a, also known as, Spartan King Leopold, has seemingly failed during the Easter Holidays, but we still give him a round of applause for his bravery and courage.
Koh Li Xian: In army, the sergeant loves to say,"You think you who? your father owns the army ah?" And I always wish I had the chance to say,"No, sergeant. My father doesn't own the army. My neighbour does. I call him brother nathan."
Faiz: Brother nathan? Is he a priest?
Koh Li Xian: Seriously, you know that sr nathan is my neighbour right?
Koh Li Xian: The cute little indian.
Faiz: SR Nathan? The president? Yah yah I know. And Lee Hsien Long's albino son lives at block 108 behind my house there.
Koh Li Xian: Why does he live in a hdb flat? He should be rich enough to stay in Orchard Road.
Faiz: Walau, as if Orchard Road don't have enough white freaks as it is.
Koh Li Xian: But why doesn't he live with his father as well? At least he should be living in a bungalow.
Faiz: Because he is adopted. You don't know meh? Lee Hsien Long's son is actually the bastard child of Santa Claus.
Koh Li Xian: Even if he is adopted, why can't an adopted son stay with his father?
Faiz: Because Lee Hsien Long is a taoist and doesn't celebrate Christmas.
Koh Li Xian: Do you know I REALLY have SR Nathan as my neighbour?
Ladies and Gentleman, Faiz has always been the pillar to your host's success. He has never stop encouraging me creating very intelligent jokes and motivates me to speak with sense. You have not seen the end of the Arab who claims himself as the Spartan King. On this stupefaction, tune in to the next episode of The Talk Cock Show.
Koh Li Xian: In army, the sergeant loves to say,"You think you who? your father owns the army ah?" And I always wish I had the chance to say,"No, sergeant. My father doesn't own the army. My neighbour does. I call him brother nathan."
Faiz: Brother nathan? Is he a priest?
Koh Li Xian: Seriously, you know that sr nathan is my neighbour right?
Koh Li Xian: The cute little indian.
Faiz: SR Nathan? The president? Yah yah I know. And Lee Hsien Long's albino son lives at block 108 behind my house there.
Koh Li Xian: Why does he live in a hdb flat? He should be rich enough to stay in Orchard Road.
Faiz: Walau, as if Orchard Road don't have enough white freaks as it is.
Koh Li Xian: But why doesn't he live with his father as well? At least he should be living in a bungalow.
Faiz: Because he is adopted. You don't know meh? Lee Hsien Long's son is actually the bastard child of Santa Claus.
Koh Li Xian: Even if he is adopted, why can't an adopted son stay with his father?
Faiz: Because Lee Hsien Long is a taoist and doesn't celebrate Christmas.
Koh Li Xian: Do you know I REALLY have SR Nathan as my neighbour?
Ladies and Gentleman, Faiz has always been the pillar to your host's success. He has never stop encouraging me creating very intelligent jokes and motivates me to speak with sense. You have not seen the end of the Arab who claims himself as the Spartan King. On this stupefaction, tune in to the next episode of The Talk Cock Show.
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