Uplate with Koh Li Xian triggers a phonecall conversation with regular special guest Thomas Li in the hopes of creating a serious and meaningful conversation. However, unforeseen circumstances has caused both gentlemen discussing about movies and women.
Koh Li Xian: Have you seen the maids that acted in the new movie "Curse of the Golden Flower"? Wow those maids got really huge and firm breasts, including Empress Gong Li.
Koh Li Xian: I think I should go become a surgeon, specializing in breast implants. However, what do you think about breasts that are concave?
Thomas Li: Yeah, it is a great idea. Women can now actually store things in their breasts since there is space to put things. But how to invent a bra for concave breasts?
Koh Li Xian: I don't think it is necessary. In future it may be replaced with doors for breasts with extra locks, to ensure that the things that put inside it will not be lost. In fact, during festive seasons such as Christmas, they can hang Christmas decorations and socks for Halloween, so kids can get candies off the doors without knocking on the door.
Thomas Li: Seriously, do you think what we just said can ever go into fashion? What is the purpose of having the conversation we just had?
All above mentioned material are strictly fictional. Any similar names, ideas or personnel are genuinely unintentional.
Monday, December 18, 2006
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Special Edition: Mind Games for the Witty People
Welcome to The Talk Cock Show. Deepest apologies for any inconvenience caused for the delay in producing the show due to overwhelming amount of material that has been produced over the past two weeks. So much material that I was simply too lazy to host the show. Because of this, I would like to reward you, my most beloved audience, with absolutely nothing.
On December 10, 2006, the world has witnessed 3 extremely intelligent men showcasing their ability to play the famous board game: Taboo.
Scene 1:
Koh Li Xian: In movies such as The Matrix and Star Wars, there are many scenes whereby this particular form of screenplay is used, usually in fight scenes and massive destruction. Yes, yes...I hear the word effects, that's half right. Okay...in addition to the word effects, what is the opposite of ordinary, something that is not normal?
Yip Waikit: Extraordinary Effects.
Scene 2:
Shuzhen: There's this insect that is usually red and black colour.
Andy Chor Binghoe: Ladybird?
Shuzhen: Yes! You are almost there! There's another similar name to this particular insect.
And Chor Binghoe: LADYBIRDS.
Scene 3:
Yip Waikit: Okay, people do this motion while driving. Something gear.
Koh Li Xian: Change gear? Move gear? Twist gear? Stop gear?
Yip Waikit: Nono....okay. People go to work at different times. Such as a security guard, there is a morning, afternoon and also a midnight _____ ?
Koh Li Xian with an Immediate Response: Break.
Ladies and Gentlemen, One need no Albert Einstein to figure out that those 3 men, Andy Chor, Yip Waikit and myself, Koh Li Xian, are the most brainy yet entertaining people the world has ever witnessed. If you know the correct answers to the 3 different scenes, please kindly send your answers to my Viewers' Comments section. The winner with the correct answers will be given a Special Prize. Until next time, I'm Koh Li Xian. Good Night.
On December 10, 2006, the world has witnessed 3 extremely intelligent men showcasing their ability to play the famous board game: Taboo.
Scene 1:
Koh Li Xian: In movies such as The Matrix and Star Wars, there are many scenes whereby this particular form of screenplay is used, usually in fight scenes and massive destruction. Yes, yes...I hear the word effects, that's half right. Okay...in addition to the word effects, what is the opposite of ordinary, something that is not normal?
Yip Waikit: Extraordinary Effects.
Scene 2:
Shuzhen: There's this insect that is usually red and black colour.
Andy Chor Binghoe: Ladybird?
Shuzhen: Yes! You are almost there! There's another similar name to this particular insect.
And Chor Binghoe: LADYBIRDS.
Scene 3:
Yip Waikit: Okay, people do this motion while driving. Something gear.
Koh Li Xian: Change gear? Move gear? Twist gear? Stop gear?
Yip Waikit: Nono....okay. People go to work at different times. Such as a security guard, there is a morning, afternoon and also a midnight _____ ?
Koh Li Xian with an Immediate Response: Break.
Ladies and Gentlemen, One need no Albert Einstein to figure out that those 3 men, Andy Chor, Yip Waikit and myself, Koh Li Xian, are the most brainy yet entertaining people the world has ever witnessed. If you know the correct answers to the 3 different scenes, please kindly send your answers to my Viewers' Comments section. The winner with the correct answers will be given a Special Prize. Until next time, I'm Koh Li Xian. Good Night.
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