Episode 8: Part II

Welcome back to part 2 of Episode 8 on The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian. Previously on The Talk Cock Show, Mr. Andy Chor has spoken much about his way of speech and thoughts about the society. Tonight, we shall find about more about his personal habits, in search of what kind of person Mr. Andy Chor is.

Koh Li Xian: Recently my sister and my father has problems with their teeth and have been spending large sum of money to ease their pain. This shows how important our teeth is and the necessity to keep it clean on a regular basis.

Thomas Li: Yeah, thus it is important to brush our teeth every night so as to remove any form of bad bacteria overnight.

Andy Chor: Naahhhh. I don't brush my teeth at night when I was in secondary school.

Koh Li Xian: You've got to be kidding me! That's very unethical! But i guess it's all right if you still brush your teeth in your morning.

Andy Chor: Naaahhh. I don't really brush my teeth in the morning too.

Koh Li Xian: Then do you even brush your teeth in the first place?

Andy Chor: Depends on my mood.

After going through deep detailed analysis by renowned scientists around the Katong area, chances are he probably does brush his teeth now every morning, but definitely not before going to sleep. He is the Most Eligible Bachelor? I'd take some points off due to his personal hygiene.

Breaking News: According to reports from Kuala Lumpur, Mr. Andy Chor was found guilty of admiring girls just because they have huge boobs. He was also caught buying condoms which he found it difficult a chance to use....for that night. Nevertheless, our news broadcaster team, consists of Thomas Li and Koh Li Xian, decided to give him full credit for his bravery and courage.

Welcome back to The Talk Cock Show.

Koh Li Xian: So Mr. Chor, tell me more about yourself.

Andy Chor: I'm actually a very high profile person, even when i was in Serangoon Junior College for 3 months.

Koh Li Xian: Erm, quite frankly i don't think you are. I've been there for 2 years but, I haven't heard your name mentioned before.

Andy Chor: Cannot be. I'm very sure alot of people know me there. Even in Temasek Polytechnic, I was a very high profile person (gives a very straight, no-nonsense face). Don't believe you can ask Weiheng (a common friend of ours). His friends in the school knew who i was.

Koh Li Xian: Yes, they might know who you are, but that does not justify that you are a well known figure in school as his group of friends are just a few names out of many students in the school.

Andy Chor: Don't believe you can ask Weiheng's friends' friends. I'm very sure they know me. (Once again giving a very straight face, did not show any signs of what was said was meant to be a joke).

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Most Eligible Bachelor indeed has hit the town. Smart, tactical, unhygienic and full of confidence of himself. This man is truly an extraordinary individual. I wish him all the best in Sydney, and hope he will get to hook up with many Australian girls, a goal which he is trying to achieve. I hope you have enjoyed the show. Until next time, I'm Koh Li Xian. Good Night.

Episode 8

Welcome to Episode 8 of The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian. Today we welcome a highly anticipated guest. He needs no introduction. He abruptly interrupted my show previously but with all due respect, he certainly is a league of his own. His infamous tactics of wooing girls have literally taken the world by storm. playing a special request CD in a taxi, flowers for the girl in front of her family members, telling a girl he will be busy and no time for her the whole of next week when she just asked him for someone else's phone number are just namely a few examples of his classic works. The self proclaimed MEB (Most Eligible Bachelor) also have other nicknames such as The Salvation Dog, Ba Chor (minced meat), The Financial Wizard, The Pig etc. Looking back at those names, they are mostly linked with meat. From my personal opinion, he really really suits becoming a butcher, holding a chopper with some blood stains on his apron. With very limited vocabulary, one can hear him say "you dog!" or "shut up!" more than the total number of times he breathe. A former graduate from the British Council who requires speech therapy during his army days as his fellow colleagues have trouble understanding him. Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together and welcome, Mr. Andy Chor Binghoe.

Koh Li Xian: Welcome to the show, Mr. Chor.

Andy Chor: Shut up, you dog!

Koh Li Xian: So tell me what have you been up to recently?

Andy Chor: Reading the news. Have you been readings the news? Singapore is facing a dual economy.

Koh Li Xian: Really? Why?

Andy Chor: Because the segment serving the global market is expanding tremendously, where else the segment serving the domestic market is maintaining.

Koh Li Xian: The Financial Wizard has finally spoken.

Andy Chor: So if you are finding work, find company which the serve the global market (same exact words used). They might raise your pay more. The pay have not increased in the past 5 years in the middle income group, meaning a widening gap between the rich and the middle class, which most Singaporeans are in.

Koh Li Xian: So what are you going to do about this issue?

Andy Chor: Well, I am going to leave the dual economy and go to Australia and hide.


After the break, we will continue our interview with Mr. Andy Chor in regards to political issues.

Breaking News: The Singapore Armed Forces has imposed a new law on making a soldier go for extra fitness training sessions due to the fact that he is studying overseas and did not attend his fitness test, when the fact of matter is he need not go for any form of fitness test in the first place. With valid grounds on overseas education, the very highly ranked yet brainless officer told him that he will need to book for extra training sessions and then call his unit that he need not attend these sessions because he is abroad. That's something I call Balls Scratch Scratches Balls.

Koh Li Xian: Welcome back to the show. Mr. Andy Chor, let's talk about politics.

Andy Chor: Have you read about the article on Saddam Hussein's execution? What do you think about it?

Koh Li Xian: I think it's very upsetting because it is very Sad. Damn, It's Saddam.

Andy Chor: You Dog! I'm talking about Saddam Hussein.

Koh Li Xian: Damn, Why is it so saddening? Because it is Saddam.

Andy Chor: Same joke...

Koh Li Xian: Okay. Tell me Who is Sane?

Koh Li Xian: Hussein.

I hope you have enjoyed tonight's show. Please tune in to the next episode of The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian as we look to find out more about Andy Chor Bing Hoe. Until then, I'm Koh Li Xian. Happy Holidays.