Koh Li Xian: Welcome to the show. Tell us what happened recently that has got to do with your cat.
Thomas Li: Oh yes, recently my brother's friends asked him what name did he give for his pet cat.
Thomas Li: Many of his friends waited anxiously for the perfect name that will suit the cat.
Koh Li Xian: The male cat behaves like a female, struts and walks as if he is on a fashion show, doing a catwalk. In addition, his slutty personality had made him engaged in many lost battles with other cats, not only did he lose in shame, he even shitted and pee-ed on the same spot where he was beaten. An extremely horny cat, he loves to watch pornography.
Thomas Li: However, many of my brother's friends were very disappointed when he said he called his cat........Cat.
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Koh Li Xian: So Thomas, do you call your cat Cat as well?
Thomas Li: To be honest, Cat is only my cat's last name.
Koh Li Xian: Oh! How interesting. So what is his first name then?
Thomas Li: Depending on the situation, the first name will change.
Thomas Li: If the cat is naughty, we will call him naughty cat.
Thomas Li: If he is obedient, we will call him obedient cat.
On this fulmination, thank you for tuning in to The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian. For those audiences who have been eagerly awaiting the final act of The Legend of Li Xian, please stay tuned to the show as the next special edition episode is coming soon. Special thanks to Thomas and Cat, until next time, Good Night.
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