Koh Li Xian: Welcome to the Talk Show. I have always been very impressed with your ability to remember so many SBC dramas' plots and theme songs. I think I shall now Call You.....................the King of SBC drama.
Mark Teo: 9068****. My phone number.
Koh Li Xian: No no, not as in call you to telephone you...I mean, naming you as King of SBC drama.
Koh Li Xian: Anyway, I am actually writing on a cultural essay about infernal affairs/The Departed.
Mark Teo: Stupid. Conclusion for the movies: everyone died, by bullets in the head.
Koh Li Xian: No No, I am not writing the story plots. I am writing something else that use both films as examples.
Mark Teo: So what are you writing about?
Koh Li Xian: Something about globalization of popular culture.
Mark Teo: Oooh, grey area. What the hell does globalization have to do with the movies?
Koh Li Xian: You can say something about an Asian film going to Hollywood. Cross-culture.
Mark Teo: Yah, the sex scene in The Departed is more steamy. There's more sex going on in The Departed.
Mark Teo: Infernal Affairs trying to act serious, but they are actually very horny.
Koh Li Xian: Wow, you analyzed the films even better than me.
Mark Teo: Imagine Kelly Chen and Leonardo DiCaprio............Niiiiicccceeeeeeeeeee.
Koh Li Xian: Okay okay....enough...
Mark Teo: Cross mating.
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