Saturday, October 27, 2007

Episode 19: Cinema Studies

Welcome to The Talk Cock Show. Tonight, we re-welcome Glenn Perreire, a hot favourite special guest on the interview previously on Episode Black. He has achieved success in many aspects: Quiting smoking....on some days, a great Zelda player and successfully plagiarized countless essays. Tonight we will be talking about his past experiences at the movies and some of his understandings about cinema studies.

Koh Li Xian: Welcome back to the show. What coffee would you like to drink?

Glenn: I'd like a flat white please. After the adrenaline I had last night from all the alcohol and partying, I feel like food i eat now taste damn flat.

Koh Li Xian: But I thought you ordered a flat white?

Koh Li Xian: Anyway....on another note. Tell me about something that you have encountered at the movies.

Glenn: I was at the movies with my girlfriend. And there was an obnoxious guy talking loudly in front of me. I was so annoyed. I told him to keep quiet.

Glenn: He ignored me. Fine. He continued talking loudly. I could not take it. I stood up and told him to "get the fuck out if you wanna keep talking".

Glenn: He stood up. And he actually threw his popcorn at me.

Glenn: The worst part is....he threw salty popcorn at me!!! If it's sweet popcorn, it's all right.

Koh Li Xian: ..................

After the break, we will continue our chat with Glenn on recent movies that he has watched lately.

Koh Li Xian: Welcome back to the show. Few weeks back, we watched a Thai movie called "Bangkok Dangerous".

Koh Li Xian: I didn't know it was a quite an arthouse film rather than an action-packed movie that I expected it to be.

Andre: The movie doesn't seem very dangerous leh.

Koh Li Xian: Well it's not THAT dangerous.......but you can SENSE the danger was there.

Glenn: Well, at least it is honest about it lah.

Koh Li Xian: Hmmmmm.

Koh Li Xian: We also watched the movie "Carrie" recently. What are your thoughts? I think that....Carrie can never be destroyed!

Koh Li Xian: The only solution is to make Carrie fight........Bruce Willis.

Glenn: Why Bruce Willis?

Koh Li Xian: Because he can never die in Die Hard!

Koh Li Xian: You have to find someone who cannot die to kill Carrie. Undead Vs Undead.

Glenn: But Bruce Willis is not undead! He just.......Died.....Hard.





BRUCE WILLIS VS CARRIE


On this kablooey, thank you for tuning in to the show. Until next time, Good Night.



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