Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Special Edition: Mind Games for the Witty People

Welcome to The Talk Cock Show. Deepest apologies for any inconvenience caused for the delay in producing the show due to overwhelming amount of material that has been produced over the past two weeks. So much material that I was simply too lazy to host the show. Because of this, I would like to reward you, my most beloved audience, with absolutely nothing.

On December 10, 2006, the world has witnessed 3 extremely intelligent men showcasing their ability to play the famous board game: Taboo.

Scene 1:
Koh Li Xian: In movies such as The Matrix and Star Wars, there are many scenes whereby this particular form of screenplay is used, usually in fight scenes and massive destruction. Yes, yes...I hear the word effects, that's half right. Okay...in addition to the word effects, what is the opposite of ordinary, something that is not normal?

Yip Waikit: Extraordinary Effects.

Scene 2:
Shuzhen: There's this insect that is usually red and black colour.

Andy Chor Binghoe: Ladybird?

Shuzhen: Yes! You are almost there! There's another similar name to this particular insect.

And Chor Binghoe: LADYBIRDS.

Scene 3:
Yip Waikit: Okay, people do this motion while driving. Something gear.

Koh Li Xian: Change gear? Move gear? Twist gear? Stop gear?

Yip Waikit: Nono....okay. People go to work at different times. Such as a security guard, there is a morning, afternoon and also a midnight _____ ?

Koh Li Xian with an Immediate Response: Break.

Ladies and Gentlemen, One need no Albert Einstein to figure out that those 3 men, Andy Chor, Yip Waikit and myself, Koh Li Xian, are the most brainy yet entertaining people the world has ever witnessed. If you know the correct answers to the 3 different scenes, please kindly send your answers to my Viewers' Comments section. The winner with the correct answers will be given a Special Prize. Until next time, I'm Koh Li Xian. Good Night.

1 comment:

Miss Garfield said...

erm special, beetle, and shift? haha... well in additional i would like to nominate another superb taboo player Fabian Ng Jianwei...
Answer: Pregnant

Fabian: you know... tua ba tor...

and then insist that tua ba tor is not equal to pregnant... and insist that using hokkien for taboo is okay...