Uplate with Koh Li Xian triggers a phonecall conversation with regular special guest Thomas Li in the hopes of creating a serious and meaningful conversation. However, unforeseen circumstances has caused both gentlemen discussing about movies and women.
Koh Li Xian: Have you seen the maids that acted in the new movie "Curse of the Golden Flower"? Wow those maids got really huge and firm breasts, including Empress Gong Li.
Koh Li Xian: I think I should go become a surgeon, specializing in breast implants. However, what do you think about breasts that are concave?
Thomas Li: Yeah, it is a great idea. Women can now actually store things in their breasts since there is space to put things. But how to invent a bra for concave breasts?
Koh Li Xian: I don't think it is necessary. In future it may be replaced with doors for breasts with extra locks, to ensure that the things that put inside it will not be lost. In fact, during festive seasons such as Christmas, they can hang Christmas decorations and socks for Halloween, so kids can get candies off the doors without knocking on the door.
Thomas Li: Seriously, do you think what we just said can ever go into fashion? What is the purpose of having the conversation we just had?
All above mentioned material are strictly fictional. Any similar names, ideas or personnel are genuinely unintentional.
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