Episode 8

Welcome to Episode 8 of The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian. Today we welcome a highly anticipated guest. He needs no introduction. He abruptly interrupted my show previously but with all due respect, he certainly is a league of his own. His infamous tactics of wooing girls have literally taken the world by storm. playing a special request CD in a taxi, flowers for the girl in front of her family members, telling a girl he will be busy and no time for her the whole of next week when she just asked him for someone else's phone number are just namely a few examples of his classic works. The self proclaimed MEB (Most Eligible Bachelor) also have other nicknames such as The Salvation Dog, Ba Chor (minced meat), The Financial Wizard, The Pig etc. Looking back at those names, they are mostly linked with meat. From my personal opinion, he really really suits becoming a butcher, holding a chopper with some blood stains on his apron. With very limited vocabulary, one can hear him say "you dog!" or "shut up!" more than the total number of times he breathe. A former graduate from the British Council who requires speech therapy during his army days as his fellow colleagues have trouble understanding him. Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together and welcome, Mr. Andy Chor Binghoe.

Koh Li Xian: Welcome to the show, Mr. Chor.

Andy Chor: Shut up, you dog!

Koh Li Xian: So tell me what have you been up to recently?

Andy Chor: Reading the news. Have you been readings the news? Singapore is facing a dual economy.

Koh Li Xian: Really? Why?

Andy Chor: Because the segment serving the global market is expanding tremendously, where else the segment serving the domestic market is maintaining.

Koh Li Xian: The Financial Wizard has finally spoken.

Andy Chor: So if you are finding work, find company which the serve the global market (same exact words used). They might raise your pay more. The pay have not increased in the past 5 years in the middle income group, meaning a widening gap between the rich and the middle class, which most Singaporeans are in.

Koh Li Xian: So what are you going to do about this issue?

Andy Chor: Well, I am going to leave the dual economy and go to Australia and hide.


After the break, we will continue our interview with Mr. Andy Chor in regards to political issues.

Breaking News: The Singapore Armed Forces has imposed a new law on making a soldier go for extra fitness training sessions due to the fact that he is studying overseas and did not attend his fitness test, when the fact of matter is he need not go for any form of fitness test in the first place. With valid grounds on overseas education, the very highly ranked yet brainless officer told him that he will need to book for extra training sessions and then call his unit that he need not attend these sessions because he is abroad. That's something I call Balls Scratch Scratches Balls.

Koh Li Xian: Welcome back to the show. Mr. Andy Chor, let's talk about politics.

Andy Chor: Have you read about the article on Saddam Hussein's execution? What do you think about it?

Koh Li Xian: I think it's very upsetting because it is very Sad. Damn, It's Saddam.

Andy Chor: You Dog! I'm talking about Saddam Hussein.

Koh Li Xian: Damn, Why is it so saddening? Because it is Saddam.

Andy Chor: Same joke...

Koh Li Xian: Okay. Tell me Who is Sane?

Koh Li Xian: Hussein.

I hope you have enjoyed tonight's show. Please tune in to the next episode of The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian as we look to find out more about Andy Chor Bing Hoe. Until then, I'm Koh Li Xian. Happy Holidays.