Episode 8: Part II

Welcome back to part 2 of Episode 8 on The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian. Previously on The Talk Cock Show, Mr. Andy Chor has spoken much about his way of speech and thoughts about the society. Tonight, we shall find about more about his personal habits, in search of what kind of person Mr. Andy Chor is.

Koh Li Xian: Recently my sister and my father has problems with their teeth and have been spending large sum of money to ease their pain. This shows how important our teeth is and the necessity to keep it clean on a regular basis.

Thomas Li: Yeah, thus it is important to brush our teeth every night so as to remove any form of bad bacteria overnight.

Andy Chor: Naahhhh. I don't brush my teeth at night when I was in secondary school.

Koh Li Xian: You've got to be kidding me! That's very unethical! But i guess it's all right if you still brush your teeth in your morning.

Andy Chor: Naaahhh. I don't really brush my teeth in the morning too.

Koh Li Xian: Then do you even brush your teeth in the first place?

Andy Chor: Depends on my mood.

After going through deep detailed analysis by renowned scientists around the Katong area, chances are he probably does brush his teeth now every morning, but definitely not before going to sleep. He is the Most Eligible Bachelor? I'd take some points off due to his personal hygiene.

Breaking News: According to reports from Kuala Lumpur, Mr. Andy Chor was found guilty of admiring girls just because they have huge boobs. He was also caught buying condoms which he found it difficult a chance to use....for that night. Nevertheless, our news broadcaster team, consists of Thomas Li and Koh Li Xian, decided to give him full credit for his bravery and courage.

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Koh Li Xian: So Mr. Chor, tell me more about yourself.

Andy Chor: I'm actually a very high profile person, even when i was in Serangoon Junior College for 3 months.

Koh Li Xian: Erm, quite frankly i don't think you are. I've been there for 2 years but, I haven't heard your name mentioned before.

Andy Chor: Cannot be. I'm very sure alot of people know me there. Even in Temasek Polytechnic, I was a very high profile person (gives a very straight, no-nonsense face). Don't believe you can ask Weiheng (a common friend of ours). His friends in the school knew who i was.

Koh Li Xian: Yes, they might know who you are, but that does not justify that you are a well known figure in school as his group of friends are just a few names out of many students in the school.

Andy Chor: Don't believe you can ask Weiheng's friends' friends. I'm very sure they know me. (Once again giving a very straight face, did not show any signs of what was said was meant to be a joke).

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Most Eligible Bachelor indeed has hit the town. Smart, tactical, unhygienic and full of confidence of himself. This man is truly an extraordinary individual. I wish him all the best in Sydney, and hope he will get to hook up with many Australian girls, a goal which he is trying to achieve. I hope you have enjoyed the show. Until next time, I'm Koh Li Xian. Good Night.