Episode 9

Welcome to Episode 9 of The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian. Today marks an important episode as Mark Teo is on our show. A former special guest that needed no introduction. Just before the show, we had a good meal at a nearby coffeeplace where we had chilli noodles and mayonnaise fried fritters. As usual his lips was surrounded by oily chilli stains and spots of white mayonnaise, looking ever so sloppy.


(TNA Wrestler: Abyss)




Mark Teo: Wow! This TNA wrestler looks like the wrestler from WWE, Kane. Is he Kane???

Koh Li Xian: No, He is Kane's cousin, Sugar Cane.

Breaking News: Wai Kitty won the 2007 Annual Chinese New Year Gambling Competition by banking a massive 300 dollars in barely a few hours, leaving many other competitors high and dry with heads held low. Back to you, Mr. Koh.



Koh Li Xian: Thank you News Headlines. Hey Mark, I will be going to the temple for a while. Do wait for me for a while.

Mark Teo: Why are you bringing money with you? Go temple need entrance fee?

Koh Li Xian: No, it's for donation. Actually, not anyone can go into the temple. Only people with membership card is allowed into the temple. Any products bought in the temple have 20% discount.

Mark Teo: I see. So temple inside got cell group or not?


Ladies and Gentlemen, I hope you have enjoyed the show tonight. I thank Mr. Mark Teo for providing valuable opinions about Buddhism and I hope it has enlightened many of you audiences in order to reach nirvana. Until next time, Thank You for watching. Good Night.