Special Edition: Dreams

Welcome to this very special edition of The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian. We humans often dream, coloured or black and white, speech or silent. It often comes in the form of a pleasant dream, a nightmare, or even a dream that simply doesn't make sense. According to Cambridge dictionary, a dream is defined as a series of events or images that happen in your mind while you are sleeping. Scientifically proven, it is said that dreams are a collection of thoughts and thinkings that have occured during the day and that the mind reorganizes these thoughts while one is sleeping through dreams. On the other hand, some even say dreams are a form of prophecy that hints/advises one's destiny. Not surprisingly, I am one that gets many dreams in my sleep, more than often two to three dreams in one night, usually it all doesn't make sense. However, recent nights have produced some really creepy nightmare that I happened to be sharing with former special guest Andy Chor.

Koh Li Xian: Recently I've been having weird dreams which are pretty frightening. I had a dream about being brought back to my secondary school whereby the principal brought all the students into the school hall. She then shut down all exits, followed by an evil laughter. Then came a slimy gluey red monster and it started eating up the students. More and more of such monsters came and soon most of the students were eaten up. I was panicking, wondering what i should do. Until I thought, "this is ridiculous. How can such a thing be happening? must have been a dream...." And then I woke up.

Koh Li Xian: After I woke up, I went back to sleep immediately. This time round I had another dream. I felt like I was in somewhere in Malaysia but the area I was in is called Loyang. There were many food outlets over there but the place was relatively dirty. BUT, it has always been the case where the best delicacy is found in the dirtiest places. Me and my friends were roaming around until we arrived at one place where it was exactly like a school hall and it was selling seafood. The queue was unbelievable long and I could not believe my eyes.

Andy Chor: So what happened next?

Koh Li Xian: Then I woke up.

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Earlier on the show, I have mentioned some dreams that I have had recently. Now, we look at what kind of dreams Andy Chor has had of late.

Koh Li Xian: So Mr. Chor, what dream did you have last night?

Andy Chor: Yeah, last night I had a dream. I was actually at Buckingham Palace meeting the Queen. Upon seeing her, I knelt down and greeted her by kissing her hand.

Andy Chor: However, the Queen said my kissing method was wrong. She then taught me the right method, but I kept doing it wrongly.

Koh Li Xian: So what happened since you keep doing it wrongly?

Andy Chor: I just kept kissing and kissing.

Ladies and Gentlemen, some people say follow your dreams and desire. Keep dreaming since it is free. Dreams are my reality. Student-eating monsters, eating at Loyang and multiple kisses to the Queen? The USA Basketball Team is called the Dream Team. Michael Jordan went to kopitiam order fried kuey teow. Stay tuned to the next episode of The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian as I dig out funniest incidents happened during my secondary school days. Until next time, Happy Valentine's Day.