Episode 10

Welcome to episode 10 of The Talk Cock Show. Tonight we have 3 guests on the show as they share with us a very unique conversation with your beloved host himself. I shall now introduce one of the 3 guests today. Jess, former Singapore water polo champion, weighing in at 100 pounds and five foot high. You think he is a midget but you have no idea how huge his ambition is. Which is why you will never be able to find him in the Midst of a Getaway. Same as Thomas Li, he has minimal personality and builds on his huge reputation by imitating others. Half Thai Half Fish, his gracefulness in the waters cannot withstand the spiciness of the Thai Green Curry. A REAL financial wizard unlike the self proclaimed financial wizard Andy Chor, he has an uncanny reputation of eating cherries. Nonetheless, he has established himself as a true hero amongst many....that is of his height. Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to Jess, Jasmine and Derrick.


Event 1
Koh Li Xian: Did you see the large crowd outside the Wilson building that day? I wonder what was going on.

Jess: I think it was a career fair for the Melbourne Uni students.

Koh Li Xian: The career fair......is really not fair. Too biased already. I don't like fair complexion actually, I prefer darker skin colour.


Event 2
Koh Li Xian: As I have been busy with recent events, please update me on the latest news in the Taiwan entertainment media.

Jasmine: Recently, Singapore singer Stefanie Sun went to Egypt to film her latest music video, but ended up being blackmailed by the locals there.

Koh Li Xian: What exactly happened?

Jasmine: Apparently the locals there made her pay ridiculous amount of money to shoot the scenes at the various places.

Koh Li Xian: I see. So was the envelope she received black in colour?


Event 3
Koh Li Xian: I have been watching my diet recently and I am really craving for some junk food now!

Derrick: You can go and buy some MacDonald's now if you want.

Koh Li Xian: I think I have to give it a miss. It is far too unhealthy and fattening.

Derrick: But how are you going to ease your crave then?

Koh Li Xian: I think I will go to my rubbish bin later to search to see if there is any.



On this quiver, it's time to end the show. Stay tuned to the next episode of The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian. Good Night.