Special Request: Car Weapon Story

As requested, This is the Car Weapon Story that happened in early February 2007. This is the exact re-enactment of what was said on that very day.

Koh Li Xian: On the night where we were at the pub drinking, I received a call from my sister. She told me to be very careful when I head home that night. "Please be very careful okay? When i was on my way home, there were 2 mysterious characters hiding behind the bushes near our house. When the police car came patrolling, they immediately ran away and hid somewhere else around the area. I will be calling the police to make sure they do more patrolling during the night." said Miss Koh. When I got home, I looked around very carefully to make sure no one was following me. I quickly drove the car into the car park and got home safely.

Thomas Li: I'm glad you are safe home. You probably might wanna carry a weapon or something along with you that night just in case they come and attack you.

Koh Li Xian: Don't worry I got that covered. I always bring along a photograph of myself with me. In the case whereby I get attacked, I will just take out my photo and give it to him. Upon seeing the photo, I am sure he will say....

Madman Attacker: Gosh, what have I done? I'm very disappointed with myself.......I almost killed such a handsome man! All the girls in the world would have hated me and blame me for something I was about to do! I am too ashamed to face the world. I shall now let you off. Don't ever let me see you again!

Thomas Li: I am lost for words. I don't know how to comment anymore.