Koh Li Xian: what happened to you? How come you are having a stomachache all of a sudden?
Liane: I think it was the smoked salmon I ate just now. It's been in the fridge for some time so i guess that's the problem.
Koh Li Xian: No, I don't think that is the problem. I think your salmon smoked too much already.
Joke of the Week 1:
Bear went into a pub, bear said to the deer.
May I please…………..have a beer?
And the deer said, “ why the big paws?”
Joke of the Week 2:
Customer: All right! Time to win some money!
Bouncer: Im sorry, minors are not allowed on the casino floor.
Customer: Im not a miner you dumbass! Do you see a shovel in my hands?
Jess: I'm craving for Mee Siam now. It's been a long time since I had it.
Koh Li Xian: Do you know that Siamese people make the best Mee Siam?
Ladies and Gentlemen, life is too short to be serious. If you think you can live a long life, be an energizer battery.
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