Episode 11

Welcome to Episode 11 of The Talk Cock Show. Today we welcome Faiz, previously featured on the show with his cousin Dead Lee, is back to share with you audience, a very interesting fact. The Arab Jamaican-wannabe who spends most of his time in the gym has recently shaved bald and showed off to his fellow friends of his perfect 30/30 Finance essay. Operation Fornification under the a.k.a, also known as, Spartan King Leopold, has seemingly failed during the Easter Holidays, but we still give him a round of applause for his bravery and courage.


Koh Li Xian: In army, the sergeant loves to say,"You think you who? your father owns the army ah?" And I always wish I had the chance to say,"No, sergeant. My father doesn't own the army. My neighbour does. I call him brother nathan."

Faiz: Brother nathan? Is he a priest?

Koh Li Xian: Seriously, you know that sr nathan is my neighbour right?

Koh Li Xian: The cute little indian.

Faiz: SR Nathan? The president? Yah yah I know. And Lee Hsien Long's albino son lives at block 108 behind my house there.

Koh Li Xian: Why does he live in a hdb flat? He should be rich enough to stay in Orchard Road.

Faiz: Walau, as if Orchard Road don't have enough white freaks as it is.

Koh Li Xian: But why doesn't he live with his father as well? At least he should be living in a bungalow.

Faiz: Because he is adopted. You don't know meh? Lee Hsien Long's son is actually the bastard child of Santa Claus.

Koh Li Xian: Even if he is adopted, why can't an adopted son stay with his father?

Faiz: Because Lee Hsien Long is a taoist and doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Koh Li Xian: Do you know I REALLY have SR Nathan as my neighbour?

Ladies and Gentleman, Faiz has always been the pillar to your host's success. He has never stop encouraging me creating very intelligent jokes and motivates me to speak with sense. You have not seen the end of the Arab who claims himself as the Spartan King. On this stupefaction, tune in to the next episode of The Talk Cock Show.