Koh Li Xian: Welcome back to the show. It seems like this girl named Selena has not left you with too many good impressions.
Director Tan: We were playing blackjack with a couple of friends. It was all about having fun and enjoying the Chinese New Year celebrations.
Director Tan: So happen that the deck of cards have 5 Eights....it aint that big a deal cos we were having fun...but she chosed to make a big fuss out of it.
Director Tan: She was losing money...so she was very buay song (unhappy).
Koh Li Xian: But it's only a few dollars what...not say it's a lot of money anyway.
Director Tan: I think if you saw her, you confirm also buay tahan (cannot stand her).
Koh Li Xian: Maybe I should vomit on her the next time I see her.
Koh Li Xian: And then the floor become too slippery because I vomit too much on her... and she slips and fall.
Koh Li Xian: Slip on my vomit.
Director Tan: What the hell?! That's disgusting man.
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Koh Li Xian: Thanks for the newsroom. Welcome back to the show.
Koh Li Xian: As far as I can see, it seems like Selena is very stingy with her money.
Koh Li Xian: She is so stingy with her money, I think her boyfriend needs to insert 20cent coin into her pocket, twist her nipple, then see whether she will give a good kiss or a bad kiss.
Koh Li Xian: Just like the Dragonball Card Machine.
Koh Li Xian: If you are lucky, you will get a shining card.
Director Tan: Hahahahahha....only you can think of such a thing.
Director Tan: Sometimes if you are lucky, you can twist 2 cards out.
Koh Li Xian: .......
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