Episode 3

Welcome to episode 3 of The Talk Cock Show. I'm your host Koh Li Xian. It seems to me that previous guest appearance, Thomas Li, had more to say about himself rather than just movies only. So I welcome him back on the show tonight to see what does he have in store for us.

Thomas Li: Besides winning awards which had only me and myself in the nominations category for my recent performances, I actually went to school for my school project meeting.

Koh Li Xian: Very well. Out of my most random curiosity, what did you have for lunch in school today then? I suspect you had noodles for lunch.

Thomas Li: Oh? Why would you say so?

Koh Li Xian: Because you went to school to attend a MEEting.

Thomas Li: ......

Thomas Li: You were close! but not exactly the right answer. I had economical rice (for those who aren't Singaporeans and does not know what economical rice means? It means Zap Cai Beng).

Thomas Li: I had economical rice because my project meeting was an ECONOMICS meeting.

Koh Li Xian: I think we need a quick commercial. After the break, Thomas Li will discuss about his laziness.

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Koh Li Xian: Welcome back to The Talk Cock Show. It seems to me that you have a problem with multitasking. Is that right?

Thomas Li: That's right. I can't seem to talk properly on the phone while playing computer games at the same time. Ends up i screw things up at both ends. However, it was said that one man can actually multitask 7 things at a time.

Koh Li Xian: I agree with that. I believe you can multitask if you want to. On many occasions you have proven to multitask very well in every day life practices. You can actually hold a Coke can while drinking it from a straw, walking or running while breathing AND opening you mouth to speak, watching tv while keeping your eyes open while scratching you neck while yawning!

Koh Li Xian: Now let's talk about you laziness. So Thomas Li, it seems like you have not been doing your school work very conscientiously.

Thomas Li: Yeah I actually needed to use my lunch break to finish up my work.

Koh Li Xian: You really suck, Thomas. I'd need to buy you a carton of Coke and plenty of straws.

Thomas Li: I like to connect the straws, make into light sabres and fight with other kids.

Koh Li Xian: A true warrior indeed. So did you win many battles?

On this paroxysm, if you wanna know how many battles did Thomas Li win, stay tuned to the next episode of The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian.