Koh Li Xian: Welcome to the show. Or perhaps I thank myself for watching your show. I've always been a huge admirer to your good friend Jay Chou. He has become the most popular singer in Asian music. I wish to dedicate a song to him, and it's one of his hit songs called " 开不了口".
Koh Li Xian: 没有你在我有多难熬(没有你在我有多难熬多烦恼)
Koh Li Xian: 没有你烦我有多烦恼(没有你烦我有多烦恼多难熬).
Jacky Wu: 没有你在，我都自己来(没有你在我都自己来,右手自己来).
Koh Li Xian: You sure you have affairs with other women, according to the media? It seems more likely that you are a very lonely man.
Koh Li Xian: Seems like you are more than just a famous celebrity. You are also the nephew of Bruce Lee......Lone Lee.
Koh Li Xian: We'll take a short break now. After the break, We switch our focus to a lady who had to endure much hardship upon hearing my comments at a recent live show performed at the beach.
TV commercial: Singapore promotes Shopping! So if you want to shop, you have to buy. And when you buy, you need to.....purchase it.
Welcome back to the show. Our next guest is a lady who has transformed herself into a boy. Critics have revealed that her attitude towards people makes her a true man. I say she's a true warrior indeed. Her collection of shoes has reached a point where she has to start buying the same shoes all over again. Please welcome...Hanna Lee!
Hanna Lee: It's a torture to be here. Thank you for inviting me.
Koh Li Xian: I thank you for coming. I have to tell you that my favourite food has got to be sesame.
Koh Li Xian: I crave for sesame everyday.....sesame balls....sesame paste....sesame ice cream....sesame milkshake....
Koh Li Xian: Which is why I must go to sesame street!
On this paroxysm, I hope you enjoyed the show as much as I do. Stay tuned to the next episode of The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian.
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