Episode 5

Welcome to episode 5 of The Talk Cock Show. Today we welcome a very special guest. A huge favourite on the show due to his ability to make me laugh at jokes that i created myself. His special ability is to leech on other people's identity and make fun of them. This shows one thing. He has zero individuality and creativity. Critics have questioned why he has become such a big hit on the big screens, especially winning the recent Star Awards, and his constant appearances on the show. I say he just simply has too much time. He recently injured his toe in a celebrity soccer match, in order to raise funs for himself. Yes, I mean for his own fun and leisure. Please welcome Thomas Li.

Koh Li Xian: So tell me Thomas, why do you have so much free time? Don't you have any work or school?

Thomas Li: Yeah, I have been skipping school.

Koh Li Xian: So, do you want me to give you some skipping ropes?

Thomas Li: Oh, no need. I have alot of rubber bands, and make it into a rope, and play with primary school girls.

Koh Li Xian: Seems like you are forgetting your childhood. That game is called zero point if you didn't know.

Koh Li Xian: After the commercial, Thomas will be sharing a very interesting story. Stay tuned.

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Koh Li Xian: Welcome back to The Talk Cock Show. So Thomas, tell us about your story.

Thomas Li: There was this rat, he was waiting for his cheese to be delivered to his house.

Thomas Li: He heard the door bell and opened the door.

Thomas Li: It turned out to his good friend, the roasted pigeon.

Thomas Li: They had kopi cino and chatted all day long

Koh Li Xian: But isn't the roasted pigeon be dead already?

Thomas Li: Because there was a higher being, who dictates who lives or die.

Thomas Li: But this god was not very good in chinese.

Thomas Li: so he wrote down the lives of each person

Thomas Li: Instead of delivering the cheese, he mistakenly read out roasted pigeon to vist rat

Thomas Li: Even though he had a accident, his nest was burn down by tweedy.

Koh Li Xian: I know why he was not good with chinese that's why he did not deliver the cheese. It is because he did not know that "IN"side the cheese is actually an E.

On this paroxysm, I hope you enjoyed the show. Stay tuned to the next episode of....The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian.