Special Edition: "TCS's Most Wanted"

Welcome to The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian. Tonight is a very unique episode in which I would like to call "TCS's Most Wanted". That's right. Talk Cock Show's Most Wanted. Not Television Corporation of Singapore's Most Wanted. It will be a show comprising of short interviews with three beautiful ladies as I seek to find out which interview is the most popular amongst viewers and audience. The winning interview will then have a shot at the World Wrestling Federation Championship Title. However, due to rules and regulations, the winning interview will instead be rewarded with a Super Prize.



Interview 1: Hanna Lee

Hanna Lee: So Mr. Koh, will you be watching the Blair Witch Project on TV later?

Koh Li Xian: No I will not be watching.

Hanna Lee: She'll be super disappointed you gave her a miss!

Koh Li Xian: She will not be disappointed if I gave her a miss, because her name is Miss Blair Witch. Everyone will miss her.

Hanna Lee: So that means every female on earth who is not married will be missed?



Interview 2: Jasmine Heo

Koh Li Xian: So Jasmine, have you started studying for your exams?

Jasmine Heo: Haven't started.

Koh Li Xian: Don't worry about it. You still have plenty of time to study for it.

Jasmine Heo: One more day, then I'll mug.

Koh Li Xian: Why mug? When you can choose to use a cup or a glass?



Interview 3: Cindy Chen

Cindy Chen: There is this girl who has been trying to contact me, but I don't really like her.

Koh Li Xian: Because you are a very likeable person, this girl must be quite a bitch, since she is unable to communicate with you well.

Cindy Chen: Thanks for the compliment! And so happens that she is my ex boyfriend's present.

Koh Li Xian: Wow, what a massive coincidence that she is your ex boyfriend's present. It is very amusing she can actually wrap herself in a box, tie up with a ribbon, and present herself to your previous boyfriend as a present. Merry Christmas.


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