Episode 6

Welcome to episode 6 of The Talk Cock Show. Today's episode will be a little different from previous episodes as the main topic we will be focusing on today is the colour Black. You have seen how black plays an imperative role in our society. Black chickens are good for your body, Black humour is good for the soul, Black marker is good for sniffing. Therefore, this evening we welcome a very special guest who is closely related to the colour Black. He has reigned undefeated champion as The Black Mumba, winning countless boxing titles in all divisions. He drives a Black Lexus IS200, loves to wear Black jumpers and most importantly.....He has Black hair. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the one and only.....Glenn Perriere.

Koh Li Xian: Welcome to the show. It's a pleasure having you here. Excuse me lighting man, can we up the lights a bit? He's a bit too black to be seen.

Glenn: Yes Datok, I'm pleased to be finally on the show.

Koh Li Xian: If you did not know, me and our very own guitarist, Faiz, had a serious discussion about you. While we discussed about the ability to have our very own skill whereby Faiz wanted "The Deadly Touch", we actually gave you one skill. It's called the Shadowless Kick.

Glenn: Shadowless Kick?

Koh Li Xian: Yes. Because you are so dark that even your slowest kick cannot be seen by your opponent.

Glenn: Do you know that Royal Jelly is very good for you?

Koh Li Xian: Oh?

Glenn: My god, you don't know how good royal jelly is for your health!

Koh Li Xian: We shall now take a quick break. After the break, I will share with you a Black Joke.

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Koh Li Xian: Welcome back to the show. As promised, a Black joke.

Koh Li Xian: Two Indians entered a room that has no lights. They shut the door. They were not allowed to turn on the lights and they were also not allowed to speak. So how are they to communicate?

Glenn: Teeth? Eyes? Touching each other?

Koh Li Xian: I knew it. I and guitarist, Faiz, always had our doubts about your sexuality. You are only homophobic on the outside, but actually you are a true black, I mean true blue homosexual yourself.

Koh Li Xian: They communicate with each other via infra red.

On this convulsion, I hope you have enjoyed the show as much as I do. Please tune in to the next episode of The Talk Cock Show with Koh Li Xian and I hereby annouced that....Black is now officially the new Pink.